New York, your self-improvement journey begins this October! For one weekend only, the creators of Spies Are Forever and Solve It Squad invite you into their new interactive comedy musical, putting YOU in the room where success is sold and where toxic behavior is just another opportunity for personal growth.

Join us for the Corporate Semi-Annual Regional Recruitment Event where three delusional self-help gurus will peddle their high-performance, results-driven secrets to a prosperous life.

Armed with endless buzzwords, misplaced confidence, and questionable wisdom, these so-called experts will show you how to rise, grind, and unlock your full potential – because, after all, you can’t spell “capitalism” without “scam”!!

So grab a seat, open your notes app, and prepare to question every life choice that brought you here. Opportunity is knocking. Are you ready to answer? Your transformation begins today.

Created by: Tin Can Bros
Directed by: Corey Lubowich
Music & Lyrics by: Angela Parrish & Ali Gordon
Featuring: Lauren Lopez, Joey Richter, & Marty Scanlon
Produced by: Brian Rosenthal

WEBSITE
Gross Prophets Musical

SOCIAL MEDIA

Tin Can Bros 
Corey Lubowich 
Angela Parrish 
Ali Gordon 
Lauren Lopez 
Joey Richter 
Marty Scanlon
Brian Rosenthal 

Venue Information

🍸 Come Early, Stay Late – Our full cocktail bar and lounge opens at 5 PM and keeps the good vibes going for up to an hour after the final sho

👶  Age Matters – Guests must be at least 16 to attend (with a parent or legal guardian). Want a drink? You’ll need to be 21+ with a valid U.S. ID or passport. No fake IDs, no exceptions. Seats are purchased according to the section.

🚪 Theater doors open approximately 30 minutes before show time.

⌛ Performance is 85 Minutes, no intermission.

🚩 The show contains some adult language and themes and is recommended for audience members aged 16 and above. Younger audience members will be admitted, but at the discretion of their parents/guardians.

⚠️ This show contains loud music and flashing lights.

♿️ Accessibility? We've Got You – The venue is fully ADA compliant. For accessible seating, purchase an ADA Seating ticket and feel free to email boxoffice@asylumnyc.com with any additional details. We’ll make sure you’re comfortably set up and ready to enjoy the show like the star you are.